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THE OFFICIAL GEORGE W. BUSH SONGBOOK

Recitative and Song: Bush

Am I alone,
And unobserved? I am!
Then let me own
I'm a conservative sham!
This air severe
Is but a mere
Veneer!
This cynic smile
Is but a while
Of guile!
This costume chaste
Is but good taste
Misplaced!
Let me confess!

A languid love for lawyers does not blight me!
Uzis and hollow-points do not delight me!
I do not hate the moms and Greens
By any means.
I do not long for all one sees
That's W.F. Buckley's.
I am not fond of uttering platitudes
In stained-glass attitudes.
In short, my fundamentalism's affectation,
Born of a morbid love of admiration!

--from "The Pirates of Finance" by W.S. Gilbert & Doris

To George, On the Occasion of His Late Fundraiser

George, be not proud, though some have called thee
Civility's son, for thou art not so;
For those whom thou thinkest thou wouldst overthrow
Lie not, poor George, nor yet canst thou fool me.
From rest and sleep, which thy long speeches cause,
Much pleasure; then much more from thee must flow,
And soonest thy best men with thee do go
Straight to the spin, Roves, Fleischers and Allbaughs.
Thou'art slave to cash, kooks, guns and desperate men,
And dost with ozone, oil, and sickness dwell,
And Mr. Gore can make us sleep as well
And better than thy bleat; why swell'st thou then?
One short vote past, thou fade'st into the bunch,
And Mr. Gore shall rise to eat thy lunch.

--Doris in Des Moines


From: skisics@yahoo.com

Here's one to be sung to 'Magic Bus' by the Who:

Every day I get confused.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause I don’t know how math is used.
What are those magic cuts?
My friends say the numbers work.
What are those magic cuts?
Trust me, I am the Smirk.
What are those magic cuts?
I’ll make sure my friends are pleased.
What are those magic cuts?
And their tax burdens eased.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause the regular folks will find out.
What are those magic cuts?
That they’ll pay without a doubt.
What are those magic cuts?
I don’t care who holds the bag.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause it’s expected no one will rag.
What are those magic cuts?
I want it, I want it, I want it….
You can’t have it.
I need that tax cut.
Or else my mouth is shut.
Cause there’s nothing else I have.
Except my name and my dad.

Chorus:
Magic cuts, magic cuts, magic cuts…
I want the magic cuts, I want the magic cuts…

Hopefully the numbers add up.
What are those magic cuts?
Or else I’ll have to shut up.
What are those magic cuts?
But everyone will rue the day.
What are those magic cuts?
That they voted for my way.
What are those magic cuts?

Chorus:
Magic cuts, magic cuts, magic cuts….
I want the magic cuts, I want the magic cuts…

Every day I get confused.
What are those magic cuts?
Cause I don’t know how math is used.
What are those magic cuts?

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"Why?"


Questions, eyes, hands
Why God, Why?
Eyes, teeth, George W. Bush
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of George W. Bush
Like a Shakespare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Brains, questions, thoughts
Why God, Why?
George W. Bush, thoughts, hands
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of George W. Bush
Like a Shakespare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of George W. Bush
Like a Shakespare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

--by elizabeth dole


"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Votes make me ill
I feel miserable I feel miserable
Polls are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die
Is it because of george w. bush that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Quayle, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Bradley Broke My Will to Live
Bradley Broke My Will to Live
Bradley Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Bradley Broke My Will to Live
I feel miserable
Elections rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Speeches defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Advisers are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die
Is it because of george w. bush that I feel this way?
With the purple rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Quayle, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.
Bradley Broke My Will to Live
Bradley Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Bradley Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Bradley Broke My Will to Live

--by Al Gore


"I Think"


I Think brass bands are really a huge problem
I Think media are too much on my mind
I Think microphones have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?
Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Karl Rove line, which won't let go of my brain
Like that cheerleader's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on campaigns
Blame it on campaigns
Blame it on campaigns
I Think babies are gonna drive us all crazy
And crowds make me feel like a child
I Think travel will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?
Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Karl Rove line, which won't let go of my brain
Like that cheerleader's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on campaigns
Blame it on campaigns
Blame it on campaigns
Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like that cheerleader's smile, cruel and cold
Like that cheerleader's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on campaigns
Blame it on campaigns
Blame it on campaigns

--George W. Bush



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